N: I want some candy.
Me: Did you pee in the potty? (He gets one piece for each successful potty trip.)
N: No.
Me: No. You have to pee in the potty before you can have candy.
B: Can I have some candy?
Me: (Jokingly to B) Did you pee in the potty?
N: No! She doesn't have a penis!
I don't know what he thinks we girls pee from, but I'm certainly not going to teach him about it at this point.


3 comments:
too funny!
LOL! Kids, they are too much!!
Are you familiar with the phrase'can of worms'?
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