Ok, for anyone who knows us, you know that my middle child is known for her one-liners. Well, I've got two for you today. I was hoping to have a title at the top of my posts to announce that it is yet another one-liner. Watch out, it could clog up my blog...hehe, that rhymes! Anyway, the only idea I have is...
Brooke's Babbles
Any ideas?
Anyway, here are her two for today...
1. I told her her ears are dirty and that I thought maybe there were potatoes growing in there. Go get a q-tip and we'll clean them out....She said, "No thank you, I'll just let them grow."!!!!!!
2. I told her that we were not going to church tonight (I tease her like this relentlessly) and she said, "NO, we HAVE to!" I said, "Why?". She said, "Because it's the rules!". I was impressed with her response, so I thought (being the good christian mom that I am) I'd ask her who's "rules" are they, knowing she'd give me a spiritual answer....She responded, "Mr. Bill! He's the boss of church!" Oh my. I guess we need to work on that a little more.....
5 comments:
Haha. That's great! I'll have to ask her sometime how the potatoes in her ears are doing.
You mean, Mr. Bill ISN'T the boss of the church???
Did you tell my dad that? He'll be telling that one for a long time. He's quite the collector of children's one-liners.
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The Queen of One-Liners Says:
Gret,
Yep, I told your dad and mom. They both found it hilarious. Went to BK last night for AG club. My 2 girls and a little Indian girl were there, and that's it. The girls loved making the pizzas.
Ganz order came in....NO WEBKINZ!!! (again) However, she got the CUTEST stuffed animals. Our fav was a cow that is incredibly soft and it's arms are stretchy.
Miss you!
Brittany
Brookelyn is just being "Profound" in her own special way!!! lol. Doesn't every family have its own stand-up comedian??
~Sheryl
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